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Monday, December 22, 2014
Ham and Egg-oh sandwich
My thick waist is not suitable for the christmas dress I bought. Lesson number one, do not buy christmas outfit on your thin-day. ( You will hardly ever get back to that shape again, certainly not if you have a 2 week break at home leading to eating more and more and more JUST before christmas) Lesson number 2: Bias cut dresses hug the curves mercilessly. In my case, it emphasizes the lack of waist. Lesson number 3: Always, always have a back-up dress so you may enjoy the weeks leading to christmas knowing you will at least have ONE dress that fits for the festive season. Lesson number 4: If you are going to look podgy anyway, at least have a decent haircut giving your friends a chance to complement something when they see you looking fat and prosperous. hehe
* the sandwich is from a local coffee shop in town. Don't you agree it looks just like a home-made one?
The name of this blog was shamelessly pinched from that wonderful programme starring Joanne Lumley and Jeniffer Saunders. Thank you for dropping by...
Most of the pictures are my own. When I can remember ( which is only lately) I credit the folks whose pictures I blog. Apologies to the owners of earlier pictures used in this blog. Back in the dark ages, I wasn't as tech-savvy as now.
Edina Monsoon has an Mb Bch Bao degree. Following a 3-year stint in the great Malaysian outback (Tawau, Sabah) she now lives and works in Kuala Lumpur where she contributes to the traffic on a daily basis. She has moved towards a more arty-farty lifestyle with blogging ( roll eyes ) and is now attempting to gain recognition as a more than adequate amateur violin player.
God if you can't make me thin, at least make my friends fat.